Shanktified!

CNN.com gushes how DICTATOR Hugo Chavez is trying to rid his country of alchohol.  Ask your self.  If this were Jerry Falwell proclaiming the evils of wiskey how would they protray him?  Bah!!!!

washingtonpost.com reports sightings of “Robobugs” at an antiwar rally in Lafayette Square last month.

“I heard someone say, ‘Oh my [blasphemy removed], look at those,’ ” the college senior from New York recalled. “I look up and I’m like, ‘What the hell is that?’ They looked kind of like dragonflies or little helicopters. But I mean, those are not insects.”

Out in the crowd, Bernard Crane saw them, too. “I’d never seen anything like it in my life,” the Washington lawyer said. “They were large for dragonflies. I thought, ‘Is that mechanical, or is that alive?’ “

Who needs black-helicopters?

CNN.com reports, “The U.S. Air Force won the Ig Nobel Peace Prize this year for its proposal to develop a “gay bomb” — a chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers want to make love with each other, not war with the enemy.”

Does that mean you are not born that way? 🙂