Top Ten Reasons I Never Bathe

I was forced to as a child.People who bathe are hypocrites – they think they are cleaner than everybody else.There are so many different kinds of soap, I can’t decide which one is best.I used to bathe, but I got bored and stopped.I bathe only on special occasions,...

The Attitude of a Calvinist

I’ve been tossed into 2 (or maybe 3) conversations this week alone about Calvinism, God’s sovereignty, and other closely related subjects. It’s so difficult to have this conversation in a few minutes when it took me months to come to the point I am now.  But in...